non-JJ party [locked from jainajade and ree]

[green_tease]

Okay, people, here's the deal. msree sucks. She never roleplays anymore. If and when she finally gets off her shapely buttocks, the first up will be, as always, jainajade. So we're going to chill in mild protest and togetherness. The roster looks all-chick, FYI, and yes oh yes, there will be alcohol, courtesy some petite unhealthy-looking thinglet. (Kids don't get alcohol. They can have candy instead. Deal.) Two rules. Jaina is never to hear of this. Neither is Ree. It's both their faults we, the second-stringers, never get to have any in-character fun; let them suffer ignorance and displacement for a change. All aboard! (It amuses me to track drinks, dammit, so:) Mai: (has candy and Djew) Pasht: rejected offer of blood; margarita » tequila » kahlua. Total Tejano girl, this one. 'Geist: Kahlua, and she snagged a Djew Cate: Kahlua too, though she probably really prefers a good 9-volt Milady: Ale, but she stole some Smirnoff too Penny: sparkling cider, after being denied alcohol while underage Hirax: nothing yet, but Missy offered him Kahlua, absinth, or his choice ...anyone else? Kahlua and Djew are in hand, the rest pending. 'Geist will want Kahlua Especiál on the rocks or as a martini after this, because that shit's even more potent than regular Kahlua. Yikes.

Comments: From: mai_yamato Date: 07/10/2007 11:02:07 Wow, your icon doesn't look like your wallpaper even a little bit. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:03:26 That's the idea. *hands over a jumbo bag of candy and a pile of Marvel Adventures comics* Knock yourself out. ...that's figurative, by the way. Don't knock yourself unconscious. Do have fun, please. From: mai_yamato Date: 07/10/2007 11:10:45 *Mai joyfully complies, and is quickly absorbing comics and caffeine post-haste!* From: maatkara Date: 07/10/2007 11:06:38 Este... o sea, is it better than I should leave? If Jaina (feh!) is first, then I must be second only to her. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:09:19 *checks journal* Nah, you're golden. Join our communal pity party! It sucks less together. And drunk. I don't have blood for you, but I can totally jet out for some...? From: maatkara Date: 07/10/2007 11:12:32 No need. I am more needful of a margarita than heme right now. Thank you though, for your offer and for hosting. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:13:29   From: maatkara Date: 07/10/2007 11:14:09 *pause to consider that profound mandate* Tequila? From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:14:41 YES. From: maatkara Date: 07/10/2007 11:15:30 YAY. From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:16:37 Does that even include me? From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:17:13 Is your name Jaina or Ree? From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:17:52 *stiffly* I don't know. I don't know my name. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:19:43 Oh geez, super sorry. Look, from appearance alone, you're clearly not either of them. That means you're welcome. Not the only undead so far, either. From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:22:18 Kahlua? From: maatkara Date: 07/10/2007 11:23:18 Upon hearing, that does sound quite delicious. From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:25:37 . Anything stimulating is good in my book. Hit me! From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 03:59:54 Milady makes disgusted noises as only the muscle-bound can. "Ye all 're barmy. Ale, now, that'll do ye right. Ale!" Her words belie the fact that Smirnoff bottles are currently clinking gently at her back, besides her scabbard, at the same time they are missing from the bar. From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:26:38 I could go for a beer like whoa. Maybe a Screwdriver too. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:28:42 Okay, kid, but I'm running a little behind. I'll get your drink to you sometime after you're legal to drink it. Capisce? From: gelth Date: 07/10/2007 11:30:48 That totally blows. Can't I have anything, you know, minus the booze or something? From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 11:31:39 Sparkling cider in a wide glass, coming right up. From: green_tease Date: 07/10/2007 22:23:37 Sparkling cider in a champagne glass, coming right up. From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 03:34:15 "Best Jaina impersonation?" Already posing as human-size, she now assumes human skin tone. She can't manage Jaina's obnoxiously red hair, though -- too far from Missy's true colouring. "Behold! I kill dead things! It gives me angst. Woe is my perfect fucking skin and super-chill boyfriend! Not enough people love me!" Next? From: mai_yamato Date: 07/11/2007 03:37:12 An excuse to lie! Mai's all over this. "I'm Jaina! I say I kill vampires, but nobody sees me do it. Really I read Anita Blake novels and pretend." The disturbing part is that Mai's posture is a pretty good imitation of Jaina's, complete with jerking head instead of tying loose hair back. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 03:43:00 Hey, when did Sunev get here? He's ill-equipped for verbal mocking, but he swoops and trills for attention nonetheless. Once he gets that, he lands and folds his wings. Soon he balances carefully on his hind legs and coiled tail, the better to peel out some stabbity-stake motions. He caps the performance with a surprisingly human, feminine headtoss. If he had hair, the motion would smoothly deposit it over his right flank -- or Jaina's shoulder. From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 03:44:36 Pasht is surprised but approving. "You have practised, I see." Out of everyone here (so far), she's easily the best equipped to compare the acts to the original. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 03:46:59 The little dragon, still upright, rolls a rising note. Its tone rather resembles, "Who, me?" From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 03:47:40 That draws a laugh out of Pasht. "Sly one!" From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 03:48:30 He bobs his head vigorously and sounds an unmistakable "Yes!" From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 03:53:41 Acting, yay! Penny scrambles for front and center. "Eh, I do the Buffy thing, only not all tiny cheerleader prep. I am so much cooler." It's atrocious. Penny is unsuccessful in imitating tone of voice, posture, mannerisms, or even wording. She is the drama world's equivalent of William Hung. "I go to bars and drink alone. My boyfriend is totally about to break up with me over it. Also, I don't have a job, right? So I'm poor. So, inn-owning boytoy to pay the bills?" From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 03:56:07 Missy takes advantage of her illusions to physically cover her ears, while visually seeming to take no particular notice. Her happy smile towards Penny doesn't become real until the farce is over. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:03:56 Cate looks as sullen as ever, but she's still willing to take a turn. "I'm a whiny pussy named Jaina. I got powers, right, so I bitch about 'em instead of using 'em for my own damn good. It's a wonder I ever got laid in the first place. Why am I not on Prozac?" Not a particularly adept performance, but she might just have a accurate assessment of her subject's personality. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:05:05 Applause! "Oh, that's her, eh. Brava!" Never let it be said that Penny has any taste in affairs dramatic. No, really, nobody ever say that. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:24:38 *befuddled* Being angry at Ree makes sense; it's her usual botch of a schedule that keeps her away. But... isn't Jaina in the same boat as we are, being ignored? From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 04:26:50 Holy shit it's a girl's-night-crasher GET IN THE CAR! "You know her," Pasht assumes aloud, seemingly past her shock. "Your garish hair tells you away." From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:28:01 "HEY!" From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 04:28:25 "HEY!" From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 04:30:00 "As though your hair were not simply another false seeming!" But Pasht doesn't sound as sure as her words might suggest. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:28:38 "HEY!" From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 04:34:31 Pashtie-pie is getting over-shocked tonight. Too bad it's Cate that would enjoy that. "Do you inform me, then, that you are not her cohort? Your bright coif is like hers, and your pallor indicates a like occupation. Or is yours merely a pastime?" From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:37:21 This response looks familiar, too: She blushes. Profusely. "Shorty, you got the wrong girl." But she's lying through her teeth, and silently cursing herself out for not carrying stakes anymore. Because if it asks about vampire hunters, and it talks with a slight lisp, and hell, was offered blood earlier, well! From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 04:42:45 "Behave, girls. No deaths on the premises," Missy lightly admonishes, but she quite means it. The fae interposes herself between vampire and hunter on the pretence of doling out drinks. "Kahlua all around, unless you" -- she glances at Pasht -- "still wanted that tequila. Can either of you point me to the top hat girl? The other kahlua?" From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:44:28 "Right here!" 'Geist has coffee-dar. It is among her lesser-known superpowers, right behind withstanding the taste of mint extract and breathing while ensconced in a corset. From: maatkara Date: 07/11/2007 04:48:25 Pasht yawns. It looks fake. "This will be fine for now, thank you. Perhaps later." She takes her drink and wanders off. No use continuing questioning with if a green do-gooder has an intervention hard-on. From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 04:51:43 Missy's visual illusions can't hide her audible sigh of relief. Despite her human disguise, she's just a little pixie and a lot of ethereal appearance. If a fight would break out, she would be at risk of being swatted aside and injured. Tonight it worked out. What about next time? From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 04:52:33 "...Hey!" Oh, he's on the eight-ball, this one. Suuure. From: green_tease Date: 07/11/2007 04:56:19 "I dig your look, mister." She speaks with a loyalty shared between an oddity and its near match. She proffers a glass, having surmised (most likely correctly) that the kahlua will go over well with this crowd. "Kahlua, or can I get you something else? You do have the look of an absinth man. I can't quite put my finger on it." From: mai_yamato Date: 07/11/2007 05:03:49 Mai, being fae herself, has an inkling of Missy's true state. This knowledge leads the pooka to giggle uncontrollably until Djew sputters out her nose. The spray does not stop the giggling. It does leave its mark on her current comic, though. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 05:03:10 Aye, she gets ignored, but when Ree comes 'round again, who gets the first post? Jaina. When Ree's only writing one character, who's that girl? Jaina. First character journal? Jaina. Most scenes and story snippets? Jaina. Protaganist of an abandoned novel-in-progress? Just Jaina. Twitter account? Jaina's the only one. This once, we're like to leave her out -- not to be cruel, mind, but to put a touch of balance in the scales. From: gelth Date: 07/11/2007 05:09:26 "That and to save some Djew for the rest of us." 'Geist is happily alternating between a tumbler of kahlua and and a tin of Djew. Sleep? What's that for?